| Character |
Boxers or Breifs |
Reasons (For some) |
| Mario |
Breifs |
Momma Mia, I gotta nother a-wedgey! |
| Luigi |
Briefs |
He likes how they ride up when he flutter jumps. |
| Toad |
Boxers |
What else would he wear in those genie pants? |
| Wart |
Bubbles |
They're not just weapons, they have multi-purposes. |
| Princess Peach |
Nothing |
Transportation isn't the only reason she floats... |
| Nathan Graves |
Boxers |
All that whipping with briefs would give him a rash. |
| Hughe Baldwin |
Briefs |
No wonder he's always so pissed. |
| Dracula |
Bat Briefs |
Those castle bats are great for constructing underwear. |
| Goemon |
Boxers |
No human brief boy could swing a club that good. |
| Rayman |
Missing Joints |
Ever wonder where those extra legiments went? |
| Earthworm Jim |
Space Suit |
No genetilia means no worries with this guy. |
| Professor Monkey For a Head |
Boxers |
Unless his torso is half monkey, I think he's a boxer man. |
| Tony Hawk |
Boxers |
You can't pull a 9 if you have the brief's riding up. |
| Rodney Mullen |
Briefs |
Next to Mullen, briefs are the ultimate oldschool. |
| Pitfall Harry |
Briefs |
With all that vine swinging, brief's help stop the breeze. |
| Pack Man |
Breifs |
He looks like a giant Breif |
| Link |
Boxers |
Link is much too cool for old-fashioned underwear. |
| Princess Zelda |
Steel Girdle |
With the whole Sheik act, she must have strong underpants. |
